Museum of Office Artifacts

Preserving the tools that built us. Open daily, except during all-hands.

Exhibit A: The Stapler (c. 2004)

Red. Jammed. Curators believe it was last refilled during a different administration. Do not touch.

Exhibit B: The Dead Desk Plant

A study in neglect and resilience. Still technically a plant. Watering schedule: aspirational.

Exhibit C: The Reply All Button

Handle with care. Has ended careers and started lunch debates. Viewing from a safe distance is encouraged.

Exhibit D: The Conference Room Remote

Batteries missing since the last office move. Display is on permanent loan from Room 4B.

On Loan: The Q3 Plan

Not currently on display. Last seen in a Slack thread. Whereabouts unknown.

About This Museum…

Museum of Office Artifacts, Version 1.0. Built with mild concern and a lot of System 7 nostalgia. Gift Shop: closed.

Trash: Deaccessioned Items

3 old org charts, 1 'quick sync'.